+A classic style spiked with a playful edge
“Nothing is impossible. The word itself says ‘I’m possible!’” - Audrey Hepburn
You’ve been searching for something different, something indescribable — and here I am.
My impish smile occasionally hints at the undercurrent of disreputable thoughts I keep hidden from most of the world, and in the privacy of our time together, I’m happy to share them — and so much more — with you. Only a select few ever get to see the smooth contours of my petite frame, the pillowy softness of my 34D breasts, or the intricate patterns of inkwork that run over my body. Perhaps you’d like to be one of them?
But there’s more to me than surfaces, of course. I’m an intellectual — with the letters behind my name to back it up — but down-to-earth and with wide-ranging interests, as excited about the prospect of a night at the opera as I am at the idea of tickets to a hockey game. I’m an experienced traveler and split my time between Toronto and New York, striking out for farther vistas when the wanderlust takes me. Some of my favorite cities include Edinburgh, Guadalajara, and Seattle.
My wit is balanced by a tender disposition that sets people at ease. I am far from intimidating, instead evoking a gentle charm and inviting energy that reflects my desire to connect with you and spend our time together in a way that is mutually satisfying. I genuinely enjoy meeting and connecting with other people, and I look forward to making your acquaintance — and so much more.
I’m a bit of a bookworm — I especially love historical fiction, contemporary poetry, and short story collections. Some of my favorite authors include Mat Johnson, Junot Díaz, Wisława Szymborska, William Stafford, and Eileen Myles.
I love good films, for which I have a wide definition — I enjoy schlocky 80s horror and Hitchcock classics for their own particular merits.
I’m something of an epicurean, and will never turn down a good vegetarian meal. I also enjoy red wines — particularly Malbecs — fine whiskey, and the occasional craft beer.
I often find myself charmed by those with a particular interest they’re passionate about, whether athletic, artistic, or anything in between. I’d love to hear about what lights your fire.
As I receive a high volume of inquiries, a considered introductory email goes a long way — tell me a little about yourself and what attracts you to me, and perhaps a little about how you envision our time together. Please also include references or your workplace information for background checking. Discretion is my highest priority and I take the privacy of our communication very seriously.
I am happy to meet with anyone who is respectful and polite, regardless of experience, race, orientation, disability, body type or appearance. Please leave my consideration inside a copy of your favorite book or a plain, unsealed white envelope in plain sight upon meeting. I am currently accepting outcalls to New York hotels only, no private residences.
I never expect gifts, though I’d be lying if I said they didn’t endear the sender to me. Your favorite book, flowers, single malt scotch whiskey, toys from Come As You Are, apparel from Northbound Leather, or lingerie from Agent Provocateur are always appreciated.
Consideration for my companionship is $400 per hour. Please inquire for more information about longer encounters and other requests.