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+New school burlesque, sharp-witted sweetheart.

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Dream company, perfect side-kick. I am charismatic, intellectual, and always looking for adventure. I am, simply put, adorable.

My friends say I have remarkably good memory about the little things and I pay attention to details. I absolutely love Southern California and it’s cultural relevance in the US. I love fashion, the arts, and technology.

I value my time, take immaculate care of myself, and am highly educated. Consideration reflects these factors. It includes my time and the inspiration you’ll leave with after our encounter.

Quick stats: mid-twenties, natural blonde, hourglass, social drinker, non-smoker, purveyor of good times.

The Look

Agnes is a 5'5", slender, 26 year old caucasian woman with medium length blonde hair and green eyes.

She is available for Male, and Couples.




Spontaneity, classic rock.

Pineapple juice, sushi, seafood, drinks with bitters, spicy foods, Mezcal.

Glamping, beach days.

Great Danes and Greyhounds.

Spa treatments.

Tennis, running.


Be discreet. I will do the same.

Please feel comfortable asking lots of questions. Get to know me. Don’t worry about saying the right thing or asking the wrong questions. I am a graceful conversationalist and I will make sure our boundaries are respected.

$500 hour introduction.

$750 90 minutes.

$1000 two hours.

$1400 three hours.

$1,800 four hours.

$3000 overnight.

$6000 Friday – Sunday evening.

Clear communication in introductory emails allows us to move quickly past the formalities. Screening is for my safety and privacy, and by extension, yours. If you agree, consider it a sign of compatibility.

Please send an email with your full name, two references, and/or employment information. I have a professional career so it’s unlikely I will respond to your inquiry immediately, but I will respond promptly outside business hours. Thank you for your patience.

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