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“There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.” - Kurt Vonnegut

Visiting a SUBURB near you.

If you’re looking for truly amazing massage from a certified therapist who was certified long before changes to the internet encouraged large numbers to rechristen themselves “CMT” overnight, I’m one of only a few.

***(Please note the city on Slixa will only be accurate when I’m in a city served by Slixa).***

I don’t stay in downtown locations ever, especially in large astronomically expensive cities that have valets and bellmen who’ll have an unhealthy curiosity about my massage table and a propensity to gossip about it with the rest of the staff. Please think about logistics before you assume I’m downtown (I won’t be, not this visit or next visit or 6 visits from now). Suburbs only, always, everywhere.

The Look

V CMT is a caucasian woman with blonde hair and green eyes.

She is available for Male only.


Driving through empty places, avoiding crowds, hiking, petting dogs, cheese


I screen every single person I see. The details are on my site.

I can never talk about the details of the appointment, only where and when.

Once we schedule I’ll give you my street address and ask you to call or text before you walk in. Please for the sake of discretion never enter the building before getting my room number.

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